Authenticity:
For me, it’s non-negotiable. The Courage to Be Yourself isn’t just a mantra—it’s my way of life.
Age: 40's ( In my prime)
When not working : Home Chef
I embrace my role as a passionate home chef. I spend my days in the kitchen, from morning until night, perfecting sourdough artisan bread and creating intricate recipes all from scratch
Military Background:
USMC Veteran: Primary Marksmanship Weapons Instructor.
Army National Guard: Military Police (MOS 31B).
Passions and Pursuits:
Licensed CWP Holder in Florida
Sports & Leisure:
Darts, pool/billiards, archery, and golf.
Shooting Enthusiast:
Sporting clays, skeet, trap shooting.
👉 Wishlist: 20-Gauge Syren Tempio
Language Goals:
Currently learning Spanish.
Roots:
Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA (a proud Yinzer), relocated to St. Pete in 2014.
4-H Club Alumni: Raised and showed market lambs.
Equestrian Adventures:
Owned horses and gave barrel racing my best shot.
Vital Stats:
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 106.4 lbs
BMI: 16.6%
Measurements: 32-24-33
Clothing Size: 2 (Low-rise jeans 25/26)
Breast Size: 32B or 34AA
Shoe Size: 8
A Few Fun Facts:
Diagnosed with ADHD, dyslexia (reading), and dyscalculia (math)—it’s a lively combination that adds color to my daily life.
Punctuality: Never late—a skill ingrained by the USMC.
Preferences & Personality:
Astrological Sign: Gemini—undeniably fitting.
Personality Type: INFJ —eerily accurate.
Introv/Extro I thrive on solitude to recharge, especially in relationships.
Grill Mastery: Charcoal triumphs over gas, every time.
Coffee: A fan of Cuban coffee, capped off with a post-dinner triple espresso shot.
Diet: Dirty Keto (<50 carbs/day), with a soft spot for crispy Tuscan bread and sweet treats.
Culinary Delights & Beverage Preferences:
Snacks & Treats:
Artisan cheeses, charcuterie, gourmet jelly beans, gummie bears, and Good & Plenty candy.
Dining Rituals:
Visual presentation is key—I always research menus beforehand to make dining seamless and stress-free.
Steak of Choice:
Bone-in ribeye, medium, grilled to perfection Pittsburgh-style.
Spirits:
Flavored gin (Hendricks Flora Adora, Neptunia; Whitley Neill Rhubarb, Blood Orange), premium bourbons (Angel’s Envy, Basil Hayden), and Japanese whisky
Travel Indulgences:
Gas station pizza on road trips and airport Sbarro, preferably well-baked with pepperoni and anchovies
Music Preferences:
A mix of classic rock, '80s anthems, alternative vibes (if that’s still a genre), and EDM.
Quirks & Comforts:
I share my bed with my loyal German Shepherd, Magi (who’s on boogieman patrol), a stuffed rabbit named Waffles, and a cozy pillow between my legs.
🐾🐾He requested his own video montage and made a wishlist.
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