Alyssa Lauren

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Alyssa Lauren

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Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. -Marilyn Monroe-

Tampa Provider| Alyssa Lauren |Stats


Authenticity:

For me, it’s non-negotiable. The Courage to Be Yourself isn’t just a mantra—it’s my way of life. 


Age: 40's  ( In my prime)  


When not working :  Home Chef

I embrace my role as a passionate home chef. I spend my days in the kitchen, from morning until night, perfecting sourdough artisan bread and creating intricate recipes all from scratch


Military Background:

USMC Veteran: Primary Marksmanship Weapons Instructor.

Army National Guard: Military Police (MOS 31B).


Passions and Pursuits:

Licensed CWP Holder in Florida

Sports & Leisure:

Darts, pool/billiards, archery, and golf.


Shooting Enthusiast:

Sporting clays, skeet, trap shooting.

👉 Wishlist: 20-Gauge Syren Tempio


Language Goals:

Currently learning Spanish.


Roots:

Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA (a proud Yinzer), relocated to St. Pete in 2014.

4-H Club Alumni: Raised and showed market lambs.

Equestrian Adventures:

Owned horses and gave barrel racing my best shot.


Vital Stats:

Height: 5'7"

Weight: 106.4 lbs

BMI: 16.6%

Measurements: 32-24-33

Clothing Size: 2 (Low-rise jeans 25/26)

Breast Size: 32B or 34AA

Shoe Size: 8


A Few Fun Facts:

Diagnosed with ADHD, dyslexia (reading), and dyscalculia (math)—it’s a lively combination that adds color to my daily life.


Punctuality: Never late—a skill ingrained by the USMC.


Preferences & Personality:

Astrological Sign: Gemini—undeniably fitting.

Personality Type: INFJ —eerily accurate.

Introv/Extro I thrive on solitude to recharge, especially in relationships.


Grill Mastery: Charcoal triumphs over gas, every time.

Coffee: A fan of Cuban coffee, capped off with a post-dinner triple espresso shot.

Diet: Dirty Keto (<50 carbs/day), with a soft spot for crispy Tuscan bread and sweet treats.


Culinary Delights & Beverage Preferences:

Snacks & Treats:

Artisan cheeses, charcuterie, gourmet jelly beans, gummie bears, and Good & Plenty candy.


Dining Rituals:

Visual presentation is key—I always research menus beforehand to make dining seamless and stress-free.


Steak of Choice:

Bone-in ribeye, medium, grilled to perfection Pittsburgh-style.


Spirits:

Flavored gin (Hendricks Flora Adora, Neptunia; Whitley Neill Rhubarb, Blood Orange), premium bourbons (Angel’s Envy, Basil Hayden), and Japanese whisky

Travel Indulgences:

Gas station pizza on road trips and airport Sbarro, preferably well-baked with pepperoni and anchovies


Music Preferences:

A mix of classic rock, '80s anthems, alternative vibes (if that’s still a genre), and EDM.


Quirks & Comforts:

I share my bed with my loyal German Shepherd, Magi (who’s on boogieman patrol), a stuffed rabbit named Waffles, and a cozy pillow between my legs. 



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